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Back to School: Two Mornings, Two Boys

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One family, two boys, two mornings, twelve ways for it to go sideways. Blake wakes before the sun. Carson could sleep through a tornado. School starts at 7:30 and 8:10, twenty minutes apart. Call the pictures, the fridge lunch, the 6:57 bus, and the donuts. Dad's word is final — he's doing pickup. One of us gets this right. The rest of us are just parents.

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Winners

  1. CNcory_nimmer6
  2. AKAmandakelly5
  3. CMcharlesm4
1 of 12

Out the door by 7:00?

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Pick the correct answer.

Points
7:00 on the dotCorrectThe stated goal, achieved by no one.
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7:01-7:10Morally on time.
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7:11+Carson-related.
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We don't want to talk about it
+1
2 of 12

How does Carson get out of bed?

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Pick the correct answer.

Points
On his ownUnprecedented.
+1
One wake-up call
+1
Full physical extractionCorrectThe tornado has been tested.
+1
3 of 12

Do we get the pic in front of the school?

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Pick the correct answer.

Points
Both boys, framed, postedCorrect
+1
One good, one blur
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We got it in the carCounts. Barely.
+1
Remembered at 9:47pm
+1
4 of 12

Does Carson go spaghetti at drop-off?

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Pick the correct answer.

Points
Full floor
+1
Some clinging, no floorCorrect
+1
Walks in like he owns the placeHe's been here before.
+1
5 of 12

Does the cinnamon raisin bread make it to school?

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Pick the correct answer.

Points
Yes, it makes itCorrect
+1
No, still in the bagIt has done this before.
+1
6 of 12

Is Blake late to his first day of 1st grade?

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Pick the correct answer.

Points
In earlyCorrect
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Right at the 8:10 bell
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LatePictures, traffic, construction, every other family doing first-day shit.
+1
7 of 12

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Pick the winner.

Points
0
Not a crier. Allegedly.MomWinner
+1
0
Driving. No excuse.Dad
+1
8 of 12

Is the 6:57 bus on time?

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Pick the correct answer.

Points
Early
+1
On time
+1
1-5 minutes late
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5+ minutes lateCorrect
+1
9 of 12

Does Carson board the bus without a fight?

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

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Points
Walks right onCorrect
+1
Some negotiation
+1
Spaghetti, round two
+1
10 of 12

The donut verdict

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

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Points
No donutsCorrectDiscipline.
+1
Donuts, still on time
+1
Donuts, and it cost us the 8:10 bellWorth it.
+1
11 of 12

Carson's waffle count, day 2

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

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Points
0
+1
1
+1
2Correct
+1
3+The standing record.
+1
12 of 12

Wildcard: what breaks first?

Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Pick the correct answer.

Points
Dad's patience
+1
The routine
+1
A shoelace
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Nothing, somehowCorrect
+1

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CN cory_nimmer
6
2
AK Amandakelly
5
3
CM charlesm
4
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MA marc
4
5
MW michael
4
6
JB drjohannes
3
7
LL losersleague
3
8
PS Patrick
3
9
BS brandon_scott
2
10
BB brian_bernstein
2