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Back to School: Two Mornings, Two Boys

Starting Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

One family, two boys, two mornings, twelve ways for it to go sideways. Blake wakes before the sun. Carson could sleep through a tornado. School starts at 7:30 and 8:10, twenty minutes apart. Call the pictures, the fridge lunch, the 6:57 bus, and the donuts. Dad's word is final — he's doing pickup. One of us gets this right. The rest of us are just parents.

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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Out the door by 7:00?

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7:00 on the dotThe stated goal, achieved by no one.
7:01-7:10Morally on time.
7:11+Carson-related.
We don't want to talk about it
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

How does Carson get out of bed?

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On his ownUnprecedented.
One wake-up call
Full physical extractionThe tornado has been tested.
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Do we get the pic in front of the school?

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Both boys, framed, posted
One good, one blur
We got it in the carCounts. Barely.
Remembered at 9:47pm
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Does Carson go spaghetti at drop-off?

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Full floor
Some clinging, no floor
Walks in like he owns the placeHe's been here before.
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Does the cinnamon raisin bread make it to school?

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Yes, it makes it
No, still in the bagIt has done this before.
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Is Blake late to his first day of 1st grade?

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In early
Right at the 8:10 bell
LatePictures, traffic, construction, every other family doing first-day shit.
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

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Not a crier. Allegedly.Mom
Driving. No excuse.Dad
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Is the 6:57 bus on time?

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Early
On time
1-5 minutes late
5+ minutes late
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Does Carson board the bus without a fight?

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Walks right on
Some negotiation
Spaghetti, round two
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

The donut verdict

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No donutsDiscipline.
Donuts, still on time
Donuts, and it cost us the 8:10 bellWorth it.
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Carson's waffle count, day 2

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0
1
2
3+The standing record.
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Aug 13 @ 10:00 AM

Wildcard: what breaks first?

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Dad's patience
The routine
A shoelace
Nothing, somehow

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